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Embarrassing Stories from Childhood
 

On my first birthday I was at the top of my stairs and my grandpa came out of the bathroom and he didn't see me but he knocked me down the stairs on my tush. It wasn't until years later that my dad who witnessed it told my mom.

One time...
When I was younger, my godfather used to babysit my brother and I... we went to the park to go swinging, I asked for an underdoggie (it was my first one ever)...so... he told me to “hold on” I did but I freaked out and let go just as I was in the air... I fell off, bashed my head and cut open my hand.

I was running through the sprinkler and it got me wet. So I shot it with my little water pistol. “I'm shooting it” I told my family.

When I was 5 on my first day of kindergarten I ran outside naked because I was scared.

My dad took me to get my long blonde curly hair cut after my mother told him not to get it cut, and she cried for days after she saw me.

At 5AM I would wake up and wake Beth and Jill up saying “Cock A Doodle DOO!!!”

when I was little, my sister and I got up early in the morning, went into the bathroom and climbed into the sink. We then took off our clothing and successfully covered ourselves head to toe in toothpaste.

When I was 5 I got the nickname of “Grandma”

I chased a skunk and shout it with my bow, hit it with a rock and through it in the air and then chased it and I got skunked. It stayed with me for 2 weeks.

When people would get me mad I would run upstairs and talk to myself. I did it very loud and everyone could hear me.

I would always say “AKK” on the toilet!

I told my brother to put all his stuff in front of his door right before he went to bed so that my parents would yell at him.

I refused to use the potty, so I snuck behind my bedroom door and pooped on the floor.

I used to dig through the trash at 3AM when I was 5

I used to play Super Nintendo with my brother and hold the controller upside down and play better than him.

My mom took pictures of me playing on my slide with no clothes except socks, when I was 3.

One day when I was little I was playing with my cousin Chris in the yard, he was 5 and I was 4 and he chucked this huge rock at my head and knocked me out. So then I guess my dad yelled at him and my cousin felt bad so he gave me gum.

Since I am a girl, and I had brothers, I always tried to pee standing up!

When I was 7, I put a cape on and ran around the house naked. Pretending to be superman.

When I was 3 my sister dressed me in a tutu.